These are my facebook statuses from 6:00 am to 6:30 am on Memorial day 2008, in reverse order, because facebook is lazy, I am not.
Max is "dear G-d that is the largest hamburger I've ever seen! Thank you, unnamed cable news show!".
6:30am
Max is the only conscious person in wheat ridge at this very moment.
6:23am
Max thinks people who think highly of rational thought think too much.
6:18am
Max doesn't imagine anyone has woken up from nightmares of sewing-machine-gun-fire.
6:15am
Max woke up at 5 am on a national holiday, damnit.
6:06am
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