Chili Dog Circuit

I imagine a day when Chili Dogs are accepted as what they are: good rewards for great adolescent achievement. I’m twenty-one now, but I will always remember the days of my youth, rewarding myself with a chili dog after a triumphant hiking excursion, getting an A in school, or any feat that furthered my drive to succeed. Chili dogs further our lives by giving us small rewards for little victories, my point being, fuck PETA.