Fun with Geo-Politics and Religion Take 1

In the Torah, it's said that the Messiah (the Jewish version, cause it's the Torah) will come when there is absolute peace. But I don't think people in charge ever liked nor got that idea. The Passover Seder reads like the comunist manifesto I swear to God. But the point is that if the Messiah (no matter what form you think he will take be that a handsome Itallian man wearing sandals, a Leprican with a tan or a unicorn that poops Ice cream) He would simply pop ourt of nowhere and tell people, in the guise of your local homeless preacher, that we as a species are leading ourselves in the worst of directions.

This Year's Role Model

I’m a writer, but I’m also an aspiring musician. I’m trying to find a role model who’s both. My Mom suggested Barbra Streisand, but I didn’t have the heart to tell her that singing along to "funny girl" makes her a Satanist.

Chili Dog Circuit

I imagine a day when Chili Dogs are accepted as what they are: good rewards for great adolescent achievement. I’m twenty-one now, but I will always remember the days of my youth, rewarding myself with a chili dog after a triumphant hiking excursion, getting an A in school, or any feat that furthered my drive to succeed. Chili dogs further our lives by giving us small rewards for little victories, my point being, fuck PETA.